Iphone? No, Thanks...

Dear Steve Jobs, Please do not ask me to purchase your new time-wasting-money-eating-flavor-of-the-month-gadget. Though I have not physically seen your new iphone, I know enough not to bother spending in excess of $2,000 to maintain it. Do I want to be cool and modern? Sure! Do you have another product that actually does something? like work? I heard that Iphone 2.0 is supposed to be better and I assume that will work as a toaster as well as a reliable phone, something the 1st version is lacking. I think your previous products(laptop computer/ipod shuffle) have contributed to my hearing and vision imparement, and quite possibly, cronic pain. No, sir, I'm not joking. This is a serious matter, all due to believing hot pink earphones would pimp my itunes player and image. I'm still a loser. Thanks for nothing. Please stop showing those space-aged commericials. Sincerely, Meredith Evonne Ps. Can I get a U2 black nano for my troubles? Your the best, Dorky Bill Gates, got nuttin on you!