Celebrity Meltdowns

Celebrity Meltdowns are the "in" thing at the moment. The press seems to love it and there seems to be no escape from personalities going bonkers. It seems like an endless daily report of kooky celebrities not only demonstrating strange behaviour but getting the notice of law enforcement. The Police are getting smart to the fact that maybe its time to lock up these people. "The drugs weren't mine" wails Lindsay Lohan, caught with cocaine in her pockets; "I was trying to land a movie role.." pleads Britney Spears, who went ballistic on a car window with an umbrella. Famous people seem to think just because they try to explain things, as they see it, it should be noted as truth even when it is clearly a lame attempt to escape reality. The excuses would be taken seriously if they made sence, but none of them do. Hollywood is setting a bad example lately and need to learn to take responsiblity. And more importantly, hire chauffers to avoid further embarrassment, you've got the money. Take note, Mel Gibson